why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year
God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like
over a thousand kpop fans fell for the dumbest bait imaginable
It gets better
there was an era when Limmy found out saying 'cunt' was an automatic ban if someone reports them and just baited people into saying it in more and more creative ways. he probably racked up hundreds of bans. one of the funniest things on twitter
Anonymous asked:
god what a pathetic person you are. you actually think you’re making points. fucking lol
Yanks seething
Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
Remember that post that was like ‘acgually brits are the ones who always seethe about innocuous jokes and comments by Americans’. Anyway lol
TWIGGY & WOODY ALLEN
My Generation (2017) dir. David Batty
"His first question was: 'Who's your favourite philosopher?' My heart sank. I wanted to run off and burst into tears. I didn't know any philosophers. And he probably knew I didn't. When I said so, he replied, 'Oh come on, everyone has a favourite philosopher.' It was such a cruel thing to do to a young girl."
"I was desperate and trying not to cry but I turned the tables on him and asked him to come up with some names - but he couldn't think of any either! Then he said to me, 'I suppose you've read Dickens,' thinking I hadn't. So I said, 'Yeah, I read him at school.' In the end he said, 'Oh, I can't interview her,' and left the stage."
-Twiggy